/* Shared layout + site personality. Mobile-first, no external assets. */
:root{--bg:#fffbea;--surface:#ffffff;--text:#1b1b3a;--text-strong:#11112a;--heading:#1b1b3a;--muted:#4a4a66;--link:#1d4fd8;--link-hover:#b8133a;--focus:#ff5d73;--accent:#b8133a;--accent-dark:#8c0e2c;--accent-2:#ffd23f;--on-accent:#fff;--kicker:#b8133a;--header-bg:#1b1b3a;--header-text:#fffbea;--header-border:6px solid #ffd23f;--hero-bg:#ffd23f;--hero-text:#1b1b3a;--hero-kicker:#8c0e2c;--card-border:3px solid #1b1b3a;--radius:12px;--shadow:5px 5px 0 #1b1b3a;--rule:3px solid #1b1b3a;--line:#e6e1c8;--line-strong:#1b1b3a;--table-head:#1b1b3a;--table-head-text:#ffd23f;--callout-bg:#e8f0ff;--footer-bg:#1b1b3a;--footer-text:#fffbea;--footer-link:#ffd23f;--font-body:"Trebuchet MS","Segoe UI",system-ui,-apple-system,Roboto,sans-serif;--font-head:Impact,"Arial Black","Franklin Gothic Bold","Helvetica Neue",sans-serif}
*,*::before,*::after{box-sizing:border-box}
html{-webkit-text-size-adjust:100%;scroll-behavior:smooth}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){html{scroll-behavior:auto}*,*::before,*::after{animation:none!important;transition:none!important}}
body{margin:0;background:var(--bg);color:var(--text);font-family:var(--font-body);font-size:1.0625rem;line-height:1.65}
img,svg{max-width:100%;height:auto}
a{color:var(--link);text-underline-offset:.18em;text-decoration-thickness:.08em}
a:hover{color:var(--link-hover)}
a:focus-visible,button:focus-visible,summary:focus-visible,input:focus-visible,select:focus-visible,textarea:focus-visible{outline:3px solid var(--focus);outline-offset:2px}
h1,h2,h3{font-family:var(--font-head);line-height:1.2;color:var(--heading)}
h1{font-size:clamp(2rem,5vw + 1rem,3.1rem);margin:.2em 0 .4em}
h2{font-size:clamp(1.45rem,2vw + 1rem,1.9rem);margin:2em 0 .5em}
h3{font-size:1.2rem;margin:1.5em 0 .4em}
p,ul,ol,table{margin:0 0 1.1em}
li{margin-bottom:.35em}
.wrap{width:100%;max-width:72rem;margin:0 auto;padding:0 16px}
.skip-link{position:absolute;left:8px;top:-60px;background:var(--accent);color:var(--on-accent);padding:.6em 1em;z-index:10;border-radius:var(--radius);font-weight:700}
.skip-link:focus{top:8px}
.site-header{background:var(--header-bg);color:var(--header-text);border-bottom:var(--header-border)}
.header-inner{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;gap:.5rem 1.5rem;padding-top:.75rem;padding-bottom:.75rem}
.brand{display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:.55rem;font-family:var(--font-head);font-weight:800;font-size:1.25rem;color:var(--header-text);text-decoration:none}
.brand svg{width:2rem;height:2rem;flex:none}
.main-nav ul{list-style:none;margin:0;padding:0;display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:.15rem .9rem}
.main-nav li{margin:0}
.main-nav a{color:var(--header-text);text-decoration:none;font-size:.92rem;padding:.3em 0;display:inline-block;border-bottom:2px solid transparent}
.main-nav a:hover,.main-nav a[aria-current="page"]{border-bottom-color:var(--accent-2)}
.hero{background:var(--hero-bg);color:var(--hero-text);padding:3rem 0 2.5rem;position:relative;overflow:hidden}
.hero h1{color:var(--hero-text);max-width:22ch}
.hero .lede{max-width:62ch;font-size:1.15rem}
.kicker{text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.12em;font-size:.8rem;font-weight:700;color:var(--kicker);margin:0}
.hero .kicker{color:var(--hero-kicker)}
.hero-art{position:absolute;right:-2rem;bottom:-1rem;width:min(45vw,22rem);opacity:.22;pointer-events:none}
.home-body{padding-bottom:3rem}
.cards{list-style:none;padding:0;display:grid;gap:1rem;grid-template-columns:1fr}
@media (min-width:40rem){.cards{grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr)}}
@media (min-width:64rem){.cards{grid-template-columns:repeat(3,1fr)}}
.card{background:var(--surface);border:var(--card-border);border-radius:var(--radius);padding:1.1rem 1.2rem;margin:0;box-shadow:var(--shadow)}
.card h3{margin:0 0 .4em;font-size:1.15rem}
.card h3 a{text-decoration:none;color:var(--heading)}
.card h3 a:hover{text-decoration:underline}
.card p{margin:0;color:var(--muted);font-size:.97rem}
.article-wrap{display:grid;gap:2rem;padding-top:1.25rem;padding-bottom:3rem}
@media (min-width:64rem){.article-wrap{grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr) 18rem;align-items:start}.breadcrumbs{grid-column:1/-1}}
.article{min-width:0;max-width:46rem}
.article-head{border-bottom:var(--rule);padding-bottom:1rem;margin-bottom:1.5rem}
.lede{font-size:1.15rem;color:var(--text-strong)}
.byline{font-size:.9rem;color:var(--muted);margin:0}
.breadcrumbs ol{list-style:none;padding:0;margin:0;display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:.3rem;font-size:.9rem;color:var(--muted)}
.breadcrumbs li{margin:0}
.breadcrumbs li+li::before{content:"/";margin-right:.3rem;opacity:.6}
.related{background:var(--surface);border:var(--card-border);border-radius:var(--radius);padding:1rem 1.25rem;box-shadow:var(--shadow)}
@media (min-width:64rem){.related{position:sticky;top:1rem}}
.related h2{margin-top:.2em;font-size:1.25rem}
.related ul{padding-left:1.1rem;font-size:.95rem}
.table-wrap{overflow-x:auto;margin:0 0 1.2em;border-radius:var(--radius);border:var(--card-border)}
table{border-collapse:collapse;width:100%;font-size:.95rem;margin:0;background:var(--surface)}
th,td{text-align:left;padding:.6em .75em;border-bottom:1px solid var(--line);vertical-align:top}
th{background:var(--table-head);color:var(--table-head-text);font-weight:700}
caption{caption-side:top;text-align:left;font-weight:700;padding:.6em .75em;color:var(--heading)}
.callout{background:var(--callout-bg);border-left:5px solid var(--accent);padding:1rem 1.2rem;border-radius:0 var(--radius) var(--radius) 0;margin:1.5em 0}
.callout p:last-child{margin-bottom:0}
.disclaimer{border:2px dashed var(--line-strong);border-radius:var(--radius);padding:.9rem 1.1rem;font-size:.93rem;color:var(--text-strong);margin-top:2rem}
.disclaimer p{margin:0}
.faq details{border:var(--card-border);border-radius:var(--radius);background:var(--surface);margin-bottom:.6rem;padding:0 1rem}
.faq summary{cursor:pointer;padding:.8rem 0;list-style-position:outside}
.faq summary h3{display:inline;font-size:1.05rem;margin:0}
.faq details p{margin:0 0 1rem}
code,pre,kbd{font-family:ui-monospace,SFMono-Regular,Menlo,Consolas,"Liberation Mono",monospace;font-size:.92em}
.button,button{display:inline-block;background:var(--accent);color:var(--on-accent);border:0;border-radius:var(--radius);padding:.7em 1.3em;font:inherit;font-weight:700;text-decoration:none;cursor:pointer}
.button:hover,button:hover{background:var(--accent-dark);color:var(--on-accent)}
.contact-form{display:grid;gap:.4rem;max-width:32rem}
.contact-form label{font-weight:700;margin-top:.6rem}
.contact-form input,.contact-form select,.contact-form textarea{font:inherit;padding:.6em .7em;border:2px solid var(--line-strong);border-radius:var(--radius);background:var(--surface);color:var(--text)}
.contact-form button{margin-top:1rem;justify-self:start}
.site-footer{background:var(--footer-bg);color:var(--footer-text);padding:2.5rem 0 1.25rem;margin-top:2rem}
.site-footer a{color:var(--footer-link)}
.footer-inner{display:grid;gap:1.5rem}
@media (min-width:48rem){.footer-inner{grid-template-columns:2fr 1fr 1fr}}
.site-footer h2{font-size:1rem;margin:0 0 .6em;color:var(--footer-text);text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em}
.site-footer ul{list-style:none;padding:0;margin:0;font-size:.93rem}
.footer-brand{font-family:var(--font-head);font-weight:800;font-size:1.2rem;margin:0 0 .4em}
.copyright{font-size:.85rem;opacity:.85;margin-top:2rem}

/* Personality */
h1,h2,h3{letter-spacing:.01em;font-weight:400}
.brand{font-weight:400;font-size:1.5rem;letter-spacing:.03em}
.hero{background-image:radial-gradient(#f5c400 2px,transparent 2px);background-size:22px 22px;border-bottom:4px solid #1b1b3a}
.hero h1{text-shadow:3px 3px 0 #fff}
.cards .card:nth-child(odd){transform:rotate(-.6deg)}
.cards .card:nth-child(even){transform:rotate(.6deg)}
.card:hover{transform:rotate(0) translate(-2px,-2px);box-shadow:7px 7px 0 #1b1b3a}
.jokes{list-style:none;padding:0;display:grid;gap:.75rem}
@media (min-width:48rem){.jokes{grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr)}}
.jokes li{background:#fff;border:2px solid #1b1b3a;border-radius:12px;padding:.75rem 1rem;margin:0}
.jokes .q{font-weight:700;display:block}
.jokes .a{display:block;color:#8c0e2c;margin-top:.2rem}
.gif-badge{display:inline-block;background:#ff5d73;color:#1b1b3a;font-family:Impact,"Arial Black",sans-serif;padding:.1em .5em;border:3px solid #1b1b3a;border-radius:8px;transform:rotate(-4deg);animation:wobble 1.6s ease-in-out infinite}
@keyframes wobble{0%,100%{transform:rotate(-4deg)}50%{transform:rotate(4deg) scale(1.06)}}
.groan{display:inline-block;animation:groan 2.4s ease-in-out infinite}
@keyframes groan{0%,70%,100%{transform:none}80%{transform:translateY(-6px) rotate(-3deg)}90%{transform:translateY(0) rotate(3deg)}}
.hero-art{opacity:.9;width:min(38vw,14rem);right:1rem;bottom:1rem}
@media (max-width:40rem){.hero-art{display:none}}
